A History of Happy Endings
For nearly four hundred years, the Grimm Agency has existed to
resolve problems. Whether it's an enchantment laid on your son
or daughter, or an enchanter living in your basement, the
professionals at the Grimm Agency are always ready to assist.
No problem is too large to handle, no massacre too bloody to clean
up after.
Utilizing high calibre weapons and expert level spell work, our
Agents are the finest troubleshooters in Kingdom. Their
ability to find trouble and then shoot it will leave you wondering why
you didn't call sooner.
Furthermore, the professionals at the Grimm Agency value your safety
above many other factors, and your privacy above your safety.
It has been over three days since the last workplace accident.
Problems we can assist with:
- Romantic entanglement
- Lack of Romantic Entanglement
- Accidental agreements with extra-reality entities
- Cheerleaders.
- Retrieval of first born children, with sibling discount for family
rates! Don't choose between Grandma and Cousin Ed - you can afford
to have your entire family extracted safely.
"May your endings all be happy, or at least mercifully quick
and relatively painless."
-- B. Grimm, Fairy Godfather.